i was driving down the road the other day when i was given the shock of my life.  as i was cursing down the highway i was cut off by a person in a "pt curser."  she was creaming down the road talking on her cell phone and she had no care for me at all.  then i noticed her license plate frame "jesus loves you."  she also had "wwjd" stickers and a "fish eating darwin" sitcker.  hanging from here mirror was a large cross.  i thought, wow - there's a message.

when i arrived at the mall, i started to pull into a parking lot when a group of people sped past, cutting me off they pulled into the parking space - and they were pointing and laughing.  on the back window of the car were two stickers, you know the ones - they look like the guy "p-ing" on the ford sign, kneeling at the cross.  they had one of the guy and another of the women, and a sign in the middle that says, "jesus saves."  i though, wow - there's a message.

when i finally found a spot and parked, i started to head to the mall.  as i was walking a guy came speeding up behind me, beeping his horn and shouting, "get out of the way you stupid mother @#$%&^.  you need to get your &&#$(#* stupid @#$ out of the street - what are you some kind of ^$*##)@**&& retarded #$(&$##@?"  as he drove past, flipping me off, i notices his bumper sticker - "Be a Promise Keeper"  and "Real Men Pray."  i though, wow - there's a message.

as i started to shop, i asked a clerk for some help finding this one item i was looking for - it's hard to locate those left handed, right angled, two pronged back and butt scratchier - as i asked the clerk where they kept those little beauties, he got down right insulting.  it seems it is not a wise this to ask a clerk a question when they are stocking items.  he looked at me and said, "what the hell do you need that #$**#@ this for?"  just then i noticed his pin, "jesus is the reason for the season."  i thought, wow - there's a message.

as i stood in line to check out and pay for my scratchier people all around me were just insulting and cussing others out.  this little girl was standing in front of me.  she looked like the standard poor little girl, ripped dress, torn shoes, messy hair and a dirt face.  she was the stereotype of all poor little girls.  as she got to the counter she put on the counter a cheap bottle of perfume; the kind no one really buys.  as she did the lady behind the counter asked her if she was buying this for her mother.  the little girl replied, "oh no.  my mommy died when i was born.  i am buying this for my grandma for christmas, we all live with her and grandpa."  we all smiled and thought how cute it was.  the lady packed up the purchase, the little girl smiled and thanked her for her time and willingness to help, then walked away smiling.  i watched her as she moved to the door and noticed that a very elderly couple - well into their 70's - started to walk out the door with five children in tow - dirty, torn, ripped and messy - but five of the best behaved, loving children i had ever noticed.  they walked out holding hands and smiling.  as i watched, all the children helped the elderly man help the elderly women into the passenger set of a beat-up old pick-up truck.  the elderly women seemed to be in great pain, but never once snapped at anyone.  as she was strapped in, the elderly man kissed her and placed the littlest on on her lap.  she gave that little child a huge hug, while the little one fell deep into her loving arms.  the rest, helped each other into the back of the truck and they all drove off.  as they did, i noticed they had a bumper sticker that said, "because jesus loves us."  i thought, wow - this is the message.

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