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 punk monkey and the mutant g force:

with all the superhero, mutant stuff going on in this world, i felt it was time to introduce you to some of the mutant g force.  i selected four this week, including myself, to share with you our powers and our limitations.  enjoy and you learn about the "mutant g force."

punk monkey:  a one time lab rat turned us senator and now a punk monkey.

power:  the ability to shot spikes from his hair

limitation:  he's a punk monkey, he's not allowed in restaurants and he has to wear diapers.

marcgo:  the mutant man/slug created by the evil doctor sheep, who could not control his desire for good.

power:  to secrete a foul smelling sticky slim from his body.

limitation:  salt

cydra: a mutant with one eye

power:  the ability to produce static electricity at will

limitation:  20/200 vision

warren: just warren

power: let's just say you don't want to be around when he is mad, and breath through your nose

limitation:  tuesdays

a short history of the mutant g force:

it was a dark night back in 91.  while exterminating in his basement, trying to find a better zit med, little bobby spankman discovered the secret formula to turn ordinary people into powerful mutant.  believing he was about to become a billionaire, bobby shared his discovery with the evil dr. sheep.  who stole the formula and tried to create an evil mutant force called the mutant d force - but no matter how hard he tried, only good mutants were being created.  unwilling to be defeated, dr. sheep developed a formula he knew would work - taking the first injection himself, dr. sheep became know as "steve the mutant d leader," or just steve, if you don't want to type all the other stuff.

not wanting his formula to fall into evil hands, bobby took a lab rat and after injecting him with the formula, created a us senator - a man who would support research and help direct funding to bobby's projects.  after all the funding was received and the formula perfected, bobby injected the us senator to create punk monkey, the one who would become the leader of the mutant g force.

stay tune, as we bring you the adventures of the mutant g force and the power of good.

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