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a trip to the
mall
I
was sitting in the mall the other day when I noticed
some very interesting things:
there
is a exponential relationship between your
age, and being colored blind
a child screaming has a direct impact on the time/space continuum
cloning has been around for years - all teens look alike
no matter when you arrive, parking is impossible
handicap people do not shop when you do - but you still can't park in the spot
very large, hairy men should not wear "w-beaters"
very large women should not wear spandex
dogs can not tell the difference between a fake tree and a real tree
the longer a man is married, the more likely he is to be a "pack horse" on a shopping trip
people who sit on the benches need to remember they are being watched
while I do
have more, they will come in time. also, we will be listing
"social observations" from the pool, the bus and other places
coming soon
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